I really love those booger commercials on television these days.  I mean, re-read the title of this article.  I love 'em.



In this commercial, the booger is an Old-Western outlaw.  Though seemingly gender unspecific, from the timbre of its voice, and historical context clues about its line of work, I have to assume this booger is male. 

The townspeople run scared because the booger's carrying a concealed sidearm (I doubt that's the case, as it appears he can take care of himself with that lasso), they hate his pants (how snotty must those be?), or they know there's a showdown with the Mucinex Sheriff (the Mucinex Sheriff has no honor, as he obviously pulled his weapon way before the rules of the duel allowed).  One woman is even smart enough to carry a parasol, presumably because she's seen boogers die there before.

There's just so much attention to detail in these spots.  His arms appear to be constructed with the same musculature as us humans, as you can easily see underdeveloped deltoid, bicep and tricep muscle groups.  Additionally, the booger's fat seems to hang off of "his" body and move in much the same way as it does with obese people who walk the streets today.

Tips for next time: 1.) Show where the booger lives.  He's so much bigger than all those other buildings.  I wanna see his digs.  2.) Don't wear the hankerchief if you're not going to wear the hankerchief like a bandit.  You just look soft with it draped around your neck.  3.) Show off more feats of wonder.  That booger's feet are so tiny, he must have incredible balance.  Showcase that.

In summation, these are great commercials.  I remember the product name like it's my home address.  I also know exactly what the product does.  They're crazy fun.  I can't get enough of them.  You gotta watch the one out now where the booger's riding a motorcycle, and the booger's gotta lay it down in a controlled slide in the middle of the street.