When I was a thmall boy in Houthton, Texthas I had a dream of one day playing in the NFL. My mother and thtepfather believed in me. I worked hard even in the harshetht Thouthern conditions. I was fortunate enough to get a full thcholarthip to Texthas Thouthern Univerthity. Even though the thchool is tucked away in the Thouthwethtern Athletic Conferenthe (or THWAC for thort), I was grateful to thowcathe my talents.
Before you know it, I was an All-Thtar. And then I was leading the league in thackth. I would thack the best quarterbackth in the game. I thacked Thteve Young. I thacked Ben Rothlithberger. I thacked Drew Bledthoe. I even thacked Matt Hathelbeck, like theven times. Y’know, the QB for the Theattle Theahawkth.Black20 is always looking to add more voices to our writing team. If you have an article you'd like to submit, or would like more information on what we're looking for, please email Jay LaPlante. The moment he sobers up he'll get right back to you.
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By Radar on Jul 06, 2008
I though it was pretty good. And Suuperbabe13 is right. If you don't read the article out loud, the joke looses it's purpose.
By fightgar14 on Jun 20, 2008
I get the joke, but it's not that funny. Plus it looks like half the s's he pronounces correctly in this article.
By castlelong1 on Jun 17, 2008
BTW, why does "lisp" have a "s"? Isn't that exceptionally cruel. "Pleathe ignore my lithp." It's almost as bad as making a big nosed person have to get rhinoplasty. (Spelling? Nose job.)
By castlelong1 on Jun 17, 2008
BTW, I still hate you guys. Nothing personal.
By castlelong1 on Jun 17, 2008
Strahan has a lisp.