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Reasons Why I Would Have Failed In The Old West


Inability to ride horse and keep torch lit.
Aversion to prostitutes.
Gold allergy.
Respect for human life.
Eczema. 


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COMMENTS (6)

fightgar14

By fightgar14 on Jul 25, 2008

Gold allergy? You would have failed for most of history before the old west as well.

chiara

By chiara on Jul 24, 2008

How about because you have all of your teeth?

endersnewhope

By endersnewhope on Jul 24, 2008

funny, this is almost identical to my "reason i would thrive in the old west" list.

El_Dimo

By El_Dimo on Jul 23, 2008

what about shooting? can you shoot?

patty

By patty on Jul 23, 2008

you would also have failed in feudal japan.

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