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He's DEAD, Jim

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Villain

By Villain on Apr 17, 2008

\"He's dead captain\", \"He's dead, Jim\" ... \"He's worse than dead, his brain's gone\" xD

Damn, this reminds me of a funny stumble about things people say in the courtroom.
It went like this:
* Lawyer: \"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?\"
* Witness: \"No.\"
* Lawyer: \"Did you check for blood pressure?\"
* Witness: \"No.\"
* Lawyer: \"Did you check for breathing?\"
* Witness: \"No.\"
* Lawyer: \"So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?\"
* Witness: \"No.\"
* Lawyer: \"How can you be so sure, Doctor?\"
* Witness: \"Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.\"
* Lawyer: \"But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?\"
* Witness: \"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.\"

SunsoutGunsout

By SunsoutGunsout on Apr 17, 2008

Worse than DEAD!

TheTallSingingChap

By TheTallSingingChap on Apr 17, 2008

HA! Oh man, I nearly died just now - The scriptwriters obviously weren't the MOST creative bunch on earth. The missing brain was a real peak for them...

Im ok

By Im ok on Apr 17, 2008

HE'S ALIVE JIM!!! Just thought I'd lighten the mood.

fyazzamicro

By fyazzamicro on Apr 17, 2008

he dead jim, very dead mister spock.

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