Pets are cool. These pets aren’t.

The Golden Girls was a pretty important show for me. I’m sure this sounds odd coming from a guy in his mid-twenties, but it’s absolutely true. I have vivid memories of spending summer mornings from 11am until noon watching reruns while on the phone with a friend of mine, also male, laughing uncontrollably.

Even if you haven’t seen The Dark Knight yet, you’ve no doubt heard about the incredible work done by Heath Ledger in the role of the Joker. You’ve also probably heard that Heath Ledger is dead.

In the world of comic books you never know when you will see a villain pop up again, but who could fill his clown shoes?

Here’s The List of possible replacements:

Oh man, I’m so tired from this past week. I cannot for the life of me, get back on track. I’m just not used to this new schedule. Sheesh.

Did I not tell you about what’s been going on? Oh man, I’m sorry. I can’t believe I’ve been complaining before I even… let me just get to it.